The delivery system essentially consists of a large water tank with eels and a throttle which controls the amount of the eel irritant introduced. The more you irritate the eels, the more charge you will get. The size of your tank and the number of eels dictates the speed and distance. You can expect 2 baby eels in a jar to power a bicycle on flat terrain for 5 miles at about 12mph. 20-25 mature eels can get you 0-60 in under 7 seconds and go for about 40 miles at freeway speeds before the eels die.
Originally posted 2008-12-20 05:10:25.
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Excellent idea! But you should use monkeys instead.
that wouldn’t work. the other eniroMENTALists would freak since you are harming eels.
I dunno, man, sounds cruel to eels, there are also religious dietary laws involved… eels are not kosher, man, so you will only be concentrating on a section of the market, man…
plus you won’t be able to drive on friday nights, and saturdays, and most of sunday, man… that can be fixed by circumcising the eels, but that could be messy, I guess Penfold could do that, but not easily…
anyhow, I think you will make monkey, damn!!!, money, anyhow, man, eel looks suspiciously like a snake, man, I mean what does the Book say about using snakes to power your car, man ? next thing you know, you are driving in one of them contraptions of yours, and girlfriend starts craving apples, man, scary sh!t… that is how it all started…
Anyhow, man, them Eirabs who worship Oillah will never let you get away with it, man…
hope that helped…
Somone has beaten you to it with a super efficient green vehicle called the it. Load this clip and then use the bar along the bottom to fast forward to 11.5 minutes.